Best Joke Contest Winners 2011 Well good for me is pleased to announce that The winners are:
Bibi Smiles:
were an engineer, an accountant, a chemist, a computer scientist and a politician bragging about how smart their dogs ...
The engineer ordered his dog: "Scalimetre show your skills!
The dog grabbed some bricks, some tables and put together the only one shack. Everyone agreed it was unbelievable.
The accountant said his dog could do better. "Form,
show your skills!
The dog went to the kitchen, returned with 12 cookies and divided them into 4 piles of 3 cookies each. All that was cool resigned.
The chemist said that his dog could do even better. "Quantum, show your skills! Quantum
walked to the fridge, took a liter of milk, got a medium cup and filled it without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed it was awesome.
The computer I knew I could beat them all: "Megabyte, do it!
Megabyte crossed the room, turned on the computer, checked if he had the virus, improved operating system, sent an e-mail and installed an excellent game. Everyone knew that this was very hard to beat. They looked at the political and said
And his dog, what can you do?
The politician called his dog and said: "Elections, show your skills!
Elections jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, took the milk, erased all the files on the computer, abused others four dogs, then like the others claimed that fraud had retired, requested early retirement on more enzymes and stole and sold the cottage twice ...
And Jessica: Well
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This two drunk after a long struggle by which slept in the bunk above, and which on the bottom, they decided to go to sleep . And one of them, who slept on the top bunk begins to pray:
- With God acuseto me, I stand with God, Jesus, Mary and the Holy Spirit.
The other, without giving more minor importance, he says good night and made to sleep. And this
than five in the morning, breaking the top bunk and falls, to which the drunk responds below:
- DO YOU SEE? That you get for sleeping with so many people! Congratulations
girls: D
